i) Vital Statistics.
Star Sign. don't know
Dimensions. 39 26 30
All that jazz.
ii) Post one photograph.
[No more. No less.]
Give us five lists of your top five things. [Books, don't read much
movies, soul plane, crossroads,legally blond,casper,barbershop.
iv) Give us your opinion on five contraversial, political points.
what? I hate politics.
v) In your own words, define 'satire'. funny things.
[Here's a hint: this is a serious chance to employ wit.]
vi) If you had to be a fascist, a neo-liberalist, an anarchist or a communist, which would you be and why? communist, i don't know what those other words mean.
vii) What are your five most and five least elite features? brain, face, eyes, body,mouth. least= i'm slutty, i don't think much, careless, hyper, drink a lot, smoke, do drugs.
viii) What do you think of favouring somebody for being good at things in...
[a] an education system? i don't get it.
[b] everyday life?i don't get it.
ix) Curriculum Vitae.
100m running time, i'm fast
certificates in oral sex, i'm good at it
those sorts of things.]
x) Tell us of a precocious event that occured in your childhood. what does precocious mean?
Make it pretty. And put it behind a fucking lj-cut.